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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Currently Listening
The Weight Is a Gift
By Nada Surf
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As adults, we'll waste a third of every day working. The average person works eight hours a day. We'll waste another third sleeping, considering we get our full eight hours every night. That leaves the average person with eight hours - one third of 24 hours - of time to do what he or she wants. Wait. I forgot to subtract the time spent eating from those eight hours. Let's say 15 minutes for breakfast, and half an hour for both lunch and dinner, making it a total of an hour and 15 minutes spent eating. Which leaves us with six hours and 45 minutes of free time. And then there's the time spent in the bathroom. Three times five minutes on the toilet, plus another 15 minutes in the shower (i know it's alot more than that for women, but whatever. let's even it out by not counting the time spent masturbating by the average guy), gives us half an hour spent in the bathroom each day. And that brings our grand total down to six hours and 15 minutes. That's a fourth of the day.

We have a quarter of our lives to do what we want to do. I think they should print this sentence on every male baby's penis so that, when he grows up and looks down at it before sticking it anywhere, he'll remember to use protection so he doesn't make that quarter of his life even smaller by making children he'll have to spend time taking care of.


Thursday, March 09, 2006

Mathieu François van Vliet --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

you know that's the only thing my name could possibly mean. haha.

You have a sexual hidden talent

You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
 
Wow.. first my name, and now this.. I'm starting to think i'm just sex in human form.. That's the only explanation..                                                                                   
 


Sunday, January 01, 2006

 

haha, wut a little imagination can do... =)


Saturday, December 24, 2005

Currently Listening
All I Want for Christmas Is You
By Mariah Carey
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aight, peeps, how bout a real post 4 once? i guess it's time for 1.. especially since the ol' "2 busy w/school stuff" excuse wont fly this time.. so ok, here it is.

*sigh*

whew... college... how 2 describe it... the words "stress", "booze", and "sex" (dont worry, not me.., but just about everybody else, it seems) come 2 mind.. along w/alotta other 1s.. but i think i can sum it all up w/one word: overrated. wait. lets make that 1 phrase: wayyyy overrated.

sure, u get all this freedom. but trust me (i guess we'v established that im tlkin 2 all u prospective college freshmen here), that gets old. sure, u get 2 go out every other night and drink and have fun. but trust me, that gets old. and it becomes hard 2 do when classes, which come with hours and hours of reading and raping exams (the truly raping ones tend to come in the form of calculus tests - just a warning to all you engineers...), start gettin in the way. and that'll happen b4 u no it.. (it happened around the end of the 2nd week 4 me..).

sure, u get 2 meet a lot of interesting new ppl. but thats just the thing. you meet a LOT of new ppl, and it becomes hard 2 find a close group of friends to hang out with. it took me a good 2-3 months 2 finally find mine. and im sure it'll change next yr, when we hav 2 switch dorms and hav 2 go out and meet a lot of interesting new ppl 2 hang out with all over again...

now im not slammin the ppl at my skool. they tite. and im havin a blast w/alot of them. but im just sayin; it's hard 2 get as close to ppl on a college campus as u r 2 ur high school friends. (keep in touch w/them, btw.. when ur feelin the pressure of havin 2 go out and meet new ppl, it helps 2 no that u hav friends waitin 4 u back home).

most importantly, wut makes college so dam overrated are the classes. holy shit, they're hard... and holy shit, there's so much work. ask any 1 from my unit, and he'll tell u i'm 1 of the slackers of our dorm. and i spend at least 5 times more time on work now than i did in high school, where i wasnt considered a slacker at all (ok, that may b a little bit of a lie, but still.. u get my point..)... so if u want an idea of how much u'll b workin next yr, just multiply however much time u spend doin work now by 5, and u'll hav a pretty accurate approximation. and i am totally not exaggerating here. not. one. bit.

work = evil. and since college = lots of work, college = super evil.

there ya go. there's mathematical proof that college is, in fact, pure evil 4 all u future engineers (i guess we'v by now narrowed down my audience 2 future engineering majors.. which makes sense, since i'm 1 myself).

mk, 2 sum up: college = evil and overrated, as is proven above both mathematically and verbally.

dam, this entry was long. that just goes 2 show how much i care about showin u that college is overrated. so take this shit 2 heart, ppl.

 

btw, dont think i hate college. im def havin more fun than i was in high school. all im sayin is that college is way overrated. i say this cuz i no exactly how alotta u r feelin rite now. ur gettin all antsy and tellin everybody (including ur parents) everyday how u cant wait 2 get outta the house, leave high school behind, and go 2 college. dont. enjoy senior yr. enjoy the lack of stress that u'll come 2 miss when ur 1st round of college exams comes along in roughly half a yr. and, most importantly, dont expect 2 much of college. it really isnt all it's made out 2 b. sorry. it just had 2 b said.

 

 


Saturday, December 10, 2005

NICKELBACK LYRICS

"Animals"

I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in

haha. in case u didnt notice, i highlited the good parts 4ya...



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